Funny Mole Day Jokes and Humor

Funny Mole Day Jokes and Humor Mole Day is  October 23 from 6:02 a.m. to 6:02 p.m. in honor of Avogadros Number (6.02 x 1023). A  mole  is a unit of measurement used when existing measurements are inadequate and its particle measurement is based on Avogadros number. Like Pie Day which is celebrated on March 14 due to the fact that it mirrors the pie number, Mole Day is celebrated on either October 23 or June 2 due to the dates being similar to Avogadros number. What better way to celebrate a holiday born out of chemistry humor than with jokes? Mole Day Jokes Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?A: Moletiplication Q: What do you call a 10th grader who is taking chemistry?A: A sophomole. Q: Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?A: Shes his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole). Q: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?A: Its mole-itically incorrect   Q: What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?A: The mole the merrier! Q: What are mammoles?A: Four-legged animoles! Q: How would you describe a stinky chemist?A: Mole-odorous Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?A:  Watermolens Q: What kind of test do chemistry students  like best?A: Mole-tiple choice. Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?A: Hes a multi-mole-ionare! Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?A: One of his molars. Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?A: Marsh-mole-ows! Q: What did one mole say to the other?A: We make great chemistry together. Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?A:  When they made him, they broke the Moled. Q: What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?A: Moleonucleosis   Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?A: A bunch of Moleasses   Mole Day Pledge #1 I pledge allegiance to the mole, and to the science from which it comes, one SI unit, extremely divisible, with micromoles and millimoles for all. ~ R. Thomas Myers - Kent State University, Kent, OH Mole Day Pledge #2 I pledge allegiance to the mole, to the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry, and to the atomic mass for which it stands, one number, most divisible, with atoms and molecules for all. ~ Sylvia Cooper - Morgantown High School, Morgantown, WV Mole Day Definitions In addition to pledges and one-line jokes, there are plenty of opportunities for mole puns: Demoleition: destruction moles cause in your yard (or on your chemistry paper, if you forget Avogadros number)Dismole: being sad on Mole DayImoleble: anything that is completely unrelated to a moleMol: the symbol for mole (of course!)Mole-mole: a mole double agentMolearchy: government controlled by Moles Mole Day is celebrated more than once a yearMolebile: a mole decoration which hangs from the ceilingMolect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day t-shirts, games, and other stuffMolectomy: the study of mole anatomyMolehill: a small mound  of dirt in your backyard made by burrowing molesMoleism: the reverence given to moles on Mole Day or on any day by a chemistMolelaberate: working together on a Mole Day projectMoleodic: a word describing the sound of Mole Day songsMoleskito: a tiny winged mole-like creature that drinks the blood of a person who forgets the date of Mole DayRemolte control: a devise used to watch television shows about chemistry and molesRemoletly: having to do with a mole, barely Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking chemistryThermole: an adjective describing one  mole of an explosive